TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A TENNIS GIRL

TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A TENNIS GIRL

1) We play it long and hard.
2) We don't mind if we sweat.
3) We handle the balls no problem.
4) We always start out with "Love".
5) We will work as long as needed
6) We wear mini skirts and tank tops.
7) We don't want it easy, hard is good.
8) We can play singles and doubles..
9) We wear skirts made specially for balls.
10) We use one hand or two.. whatever it takes.